What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Men's Rights

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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