What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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