Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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