- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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