Society.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -129

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down +82

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +42

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

thumb_up thumb_down +6

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +4

obamas trench

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -118

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I'm hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops