Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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