What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

The Bible

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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