What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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