what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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How are you this morning?

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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The Olympics

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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