Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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So you there Red?

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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