I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Jews...

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Paige

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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