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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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