Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Penis.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Hi

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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