How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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