LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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