What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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