Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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