why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Jews.

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