Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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9/11

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Poop

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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