Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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