Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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