Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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yeah..

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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