What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Flop dog

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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