Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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