Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Anti Joke

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