If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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