What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Mitch

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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