What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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The 80's

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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