Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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