Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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who drinks pee? katness

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9/11

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Flop dog

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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