Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Anti Joke

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