Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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9/11

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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The 80's

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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who drinks pee? katness

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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