why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Jews.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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