You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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