Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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