What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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