Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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lol

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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