One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Poop

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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