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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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