A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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