Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Racial Equality.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Hello penis

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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