Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Hello penis

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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