why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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