Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Jews.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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