Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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