WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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The 80's

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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