Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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British Dentistry

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Flop dog

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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