An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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matt shut up

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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