What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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mooooh im a cow

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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