Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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