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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

What's 6+2? 16

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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