What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Passing by

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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