Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Anti Joke

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