whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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KSI

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A Weight loss service that works

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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