roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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