What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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