A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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ObamaCare

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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