what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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ObamaCare

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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