- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

The 80's

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

I dont no the difference between their and there

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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