Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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knock knock whos there not me

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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