What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What's 6+2? 16

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Poverty.

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Starter clothing

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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