what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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