Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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