And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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