- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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