Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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