why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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