Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitch

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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