What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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pizzano is a tool.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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