Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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