whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Flop dog

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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