- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

What does 1+1 equal? 2

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

Fags are gay.

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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