- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Where does a homeless person live? No where

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

i hate anti-jokes ;)

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

What's worse than death? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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