What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A man walks into a pole.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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banana

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Anti Joke

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