Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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