JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Get in the car.

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hey

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Paige

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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It’s dead.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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