Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A woman's opinion

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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