What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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